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DesRoberts Dreams a Dream

Hoards of Zhubálls Fly as Field of Greatness Battle for Regional Championship

By: Rodney Brown- Zhubál Web Press

On Monday, November 10, 2003, 19 of Zhubál's best competitors faced off in an 5 Round Elimination Tournament to determine who would win the first ever Northeast Regional Championship Title. 

Several participants were favored to come close to victory.  With 6 of the top 10 competitors of Season B registered to play, expectations of a battle royal were realized. 

The Elimination Tournament consisted of 3 simultaneous grids to be played in which 17 Participants (everyone registered minus 2 Founders) went head to head for the fight to play in the Finals.  The Grids spread out the competition by placing participants in ranked order within the grids.  This was to avoid having one grid with the highest ranked players and grid with the lowest, giving everyone a chance to step up and have their best game.  The Champion, Knocker, and Scratcher from each Grid went on to perform in the Finals. 

Spectacular play was noted in all 3 Grids.  Grid 1 had such Power Players as Bryan MacDonald, Eric DesRoberts, and relative new comer Ryan Perrault.  Perrault has been burning up the Grids over the last few weeks, easily scoring Rockbangers in every Tournament even though he has yet to grasp a Championship.  Of course MacDonald’s and DesRoberts’ reputation precedes them as they are 2 of the most feared competitors in the circuit.  All three were able to beat out the lumbering Tony Fuller, the recently acquitted Paul Perrault, and the strong Rookie presence of Drake Boisvert.   Founder Scott Labbe called the match in his first Line Judge appearance since his judging trails.  There was no controversy. 

Grid 2, which had no referee, had several veteran players that followed the ¾ majority rules to a tee.  Kyle Smith was there to play as he took the match as champion over the highly favored Mike Whitmore.  Smith finished the Grid with 26 Serves.  Andrew “Cappy” Rochon made his Zhubál debut by beating out Inaugural player Tara Carpenter for the Scratcher spot and an appearance in the Finals.  Even though Carpenter was unable to make it to the Finals in this Grid she managed to beat out strong player Jake Whitiker and his not-so-consistent sidekick Sam Whitiker.  

Grid 3, referred by Founder Andrew Carpenter, had only 5 competitors, which made for a Grid full of great plays and show boat opportunities.  Curtis Kendall wasted no time and broke into an early lead, but got stymied a bit in his second progression.  Kendall still managed to take the Title with only 12 serves.  Justin Leverrire, popular as Zhubál's shortest competitor, certainly gave Kendal a run for his money as he banged his way to 29 Serves and the Knocker position.  Sam Belanger was able to take out Todd Belanger and DJ “Miller” Hutchins to secure the third spot. 

Following the Elimination Grids, all participants that lost in those rounds were able to play in a Wildcard Tournament.  Only the Champion, or the Best of the Worst, would advance to the Finals.  

Jake Whitiker easily took on the field as he broke Zhubál World Records to achieve the Title.  Finishing with 54 Serves, breaking the previous record of 48 by Andrew Carpenter, Whitiker was elated as he beat out fan favorite DJ Hutchins who seemed distracted by the chants of “Milla” that echoed throughout the coliseum.   The match was close to being called as Referees and onlookers became bored by the less than stellar play of the participants.  Both Andrew Carpenter and Scott Labbe held the Line Judging Duties with help from Assistant Referee Brandon Labbe. 

Once the pleasantries were over, the battle for the Regional Championship began.  The two Founders, who had byes in the first rounds, made their decisions as to where they would play.  Carpenter surprisingly chose to start in the Grid.  “I knew that I would have a tough time getting to the Final 4 that way, but I didn’t want my Over/Under to suffer in such a huge Game.  Besides the fact that I didn’t think it would be fair to start elsewhere considering my current standings on the leader board.”, He said.  Labbe decided to start well within the blocks. 

Things seemed to be going well for Carpenter as he held in his first progression through 5 participants.  It was clear in later rounds the old age and fatigue became a factor as he was quickly shut down in his second progression, leaving the grid after only 11 plays.  

Carpenter wasn’t the real story here.  Kyle Smith played brilliantly with the highest over/under of the match (6.58) as well as the most serves (36) and the highest number of Aces (14).  Though scoring an impressive Double-double, having to start in the Grid with a field of 12 of the greatest players proved to be his undoing.  Smith was unable to hang on and finished a surprising 5th

Once he had the threat of Smith eliminated, DesRoberts quickly set his sights on Whitmore.  DesRoberts as took care of his business in his usual style by eliminating what he felt were “weaker players”.  Sam Belanger and rookie Andrew Rochon never really stood a chance against these two as they finished as Ringer and Scratcher respectively. 

Once down to the final 2, the air became think with tension.  DesRoberts had a low score of 10 with Whitmore teetering with a 13.  Onlookers were in awe as they watched the final few Serves.  It looked as though Whitmore had a decent chance as he got the Serve away from DesRoberts with an amazing smash move.  Reapplying himself, DesRoberts was able to re-establish the Serve on the next play and finally rid himself of Whitmore finishing with a final score of 11. 

At the Award Ceremony, DesRoberts was overcome with emotion, but was able to utter a few words of thanks to participants as well as congratulate Whitmore on his Impressive play.


 

 

Sam Belanger, Mission:Possible

Sam Belanger sends the Zhubál Community in a tailspin with his first ever win.

By: Rodney Brown- Zhubál Web Press
 

Sweat dripped from his brow.  His hands, clammy and ice cold.  As he held the ball over his head, announced the game and his final score of 13, Sam Belanger destroyed all previous expectations for his Zhubál Career.

Saturday at the Tiger Challenge IV, Sam Belanger beat out Curtis Kendal in the final Grid to take his first ever Zhubál Championship.  Finishing with 10 Serves, 4.57 Over/Under, and a final score of 13, Belanger was elated with his performance to the point of being speechless.  He made no statements as he shook hands of all the other dumbfounded participants, but it was clear that he was happy with his success.

This Tournament also marked the return of one of Zhubál's most elite female players, Tara Carpenter.  Carpenter was hoping to regain the lead over Christina Totos to be the highest ranked female in the league.  Unfortunately for Carpenter, she left the Grid as the first loser.  "I am not going to be a Sixer about it.  I just can't seem to control my interference calls lately!"  Carpenter has 2 Interferences that cost her two exits from the Grid.
 

Eric Desroberts, Andrew Carpenter, and Mike Whitmore were all in the Grid as well.  As of late, the story of these former Champions seems to be missing as they continue to misfire at Tournaments.  Carpenter had an Over/Under of 9.43 but only was able to get 13 Serves.  Whitmore scored a Rockbanger (his 12th of Season B) but left as the Third Loser.  Desroberts started out strong, but an injury to his face seemed to take the wind out of his sails as he finished as second loser with 14 Serves and 1 double fault.

Other players of note did not include Todd Bellanger (6 Serves, 1.70 OU) as the first loser and Sam Whitiker (5 Serves, 1.70 OU) as the third Loser.
 
Sam Belanger continued his solid play, as did Josh Stover.  Both with 1 Ace and Over/Unders well within their own ranges.

 

Desroberts Attacks from Behind!

Eric Desroberts finally shows up to win his 8th Zhubál Championship of Season B.

By: Rodney Brown- Zhubál Web Press
 
It looked as though Eric Desroberts was going to be a no-show.  Participants speculated that Desroberts would be a Sixer about playing and due to his recent slump.  To the community's surprise, Desroberts appeared just before the match started.
 
Desroberts claims he was "held up at the registration area".  This delay allowed for Desroberts to start as the last blocker (10/10).  Clearly an advantage as Champions by rule need to start in or close to the Grid.
 
Carpenter and Whitmore, who started in the Grid with Josh Stover, were concerned that they might not be able to "go the distance" with Desroberts  so far back in the Blocks.  "It will be difficult, but I am up for the challenge.  Besides, it can only hurt his over/under and he still has to beat us out.", Carpenter mused.  Whitmore interjected with, "If only we had more Champions between him and us.  Then the challenge he deserves would be there.  I don't like this at all!"
 
The final Grid consisted of Carpenter, Whitmore, Desroberts, and new comer Sean Callahan.  Carpenter had a few off target serves, eliminating Whitmore before he intended.  Desroberts then took advantage and focused his sights on removing Carpenter from the Grid, leaving Sean Callahan (AFP 5.00) to try and do the impossible.   For Callahan, it turned out to be just that.  Desroberts played well against the competition scoring a Rockbanger and a respectable over/under of 6.40 garnishing him his 8th Championship.
 

DJ Hutchins was also present and produced his normal "lack-luster" play.  Currently determined to get some sort of corporate sponsorship, Hutchins has been weight training to increase his marketability.  No sponsors have shown interest thus far.

Belanger plans on staying in the Grid but taking the time to go on a United Way Fundraiser and possible appearance on Joe Millionaire II.

 


 

Stover Turns Sixer
Josh Stover turns a blind eye to Zhubál Instructional Compendium
 
By: Hugh Johnson- Zhubál Press
 
Right from the start of the game you could tell that champion Josh Stover was not on his game.  After getting a quick five points Stover seemed to be very frustrated with his performance and was quoted saying "Hell with this I'm outta here". 
 
Eye witnesses said he said "He got into a huff and left".  This tournament is being reviewed by the ZCCC because Stover's Champion status coupled with storming out of a tournament before it is completed violates the ZCCC Champions Code of Conduct.  He could face removal of his seat on the ZCCC and receive negative stats.

But, the tournament had to go on.  Former Champion Curtis Kendall played in is first tournament in nearly three weeks and was also off his game.  Or was he?  To Kendall it seemed "Every call is going against me".  Another player seemed to be getting the shaft on bad calls was Matt Clegg.  Clegg finished a disappointing 5th loser and Kendall finished right behind him in the 6th loser position but was able to scrape out 34 serves.
 
The real action came at the end of the Tournament where Tony Fuller seemed to get seven straight points without calling Decker time out.  Eventually Clegg and Kendall caught on and figured out that he was saying his wrong score and this erupted with most participants in the grid and blocks heatedly arguing with Fuller concerning his obvious play error.  Clegg was quoted saying, "Koopa, your lying and cheating!".  Fuller ended up leaving on a rookie scoring errors during the heated scuffle.
 
Champions Mike Whitmore and Cody Cochrane were battling it out in the final Grid.  To Whitmore this was a big game to win, if he did win he could push Kendall out of the top three.  After a heated battle Whitmore came out as the victor jumping into third place for Season B. 
 
Unfortunately for Whitmore, his victory was short lived as Kendall has won two tournaments since and taken back his throne at the third place postion.
 

 

OLD DOG  TAKES ANOTHER ONE HOME TO THE WIFE 
Founder Andrew Carpenter takes the title at the Family Day Finale.

 

By:Rodney Brown- Zhubál Press
 
Andrew Carpenter brought his A game this past Saturday August 23, 2003 as he was able to claim his 4th Championship title this season at the Family Day Finale held at Biddeford High School Special Olympic Arena. Carpenter had some fierce competition, including a certain Curtis Kendall who has been averaging an amazing 36.3 serves per a game as of Season B, and ended with a rockbanger with 35 serves in this game. Kendall is a player who can never be taken lightly, especially if you are a believer in Carpenter's "Control the serve, Control the game" theory.
   

Other competitors included the undeniable Mike Whitmore, a former champion Eric DesRoberts, and two steadily improving players, Bryan MacDonald, and Matt Clegg. Clegg scored a personal high of four aces in the tournament, however, he was unable to find his place back into the final four grid.  MacDonald who had only participated in two tournaments before this, showed skills off as he rounded the top four with seventeen serves and two aces with an over under of 6.0. Sports Reader Magazine lists him as "Rookie of the Year" for the year 2003, and say that they "Haven't seen a player who can smoke a butt and play that well since that guy who did stuff back then."  DesRoberts on the other hand had stats as if this was his third tournament, with only 16 serves and an over under of only 2.7, it makes one wonder how such a player can still be ranked in the top two. He ended the day as second loser out of the 10 competitors. Carpenter is quoted saying, " He's just not focused today. I don't know, maybe it's the chick factor. Whatever it is he needs to figure it out, because it's killing his over\under."  Joe shit the rag man who attends every events says,  "Dude is one of the most inconsistent players in the grid," all this coming from a man with one shoe and a gray beard. 

   

Mike Whitmore the true fighter was the true trouble for Carpenter. Whitmore, tying Kendall with 35 serves, was just able to beat him out to go face to face with Carpenter in the final two squares. Whitmore is a strong player who hit a couple rough spots last season but is a much smarter player now, actually won the very first game he ever played in, if that gives you any indication of how he is as a player.   When he entered the first grid he new he was in it for the long haul. "No matter what, I will have no regrets at the end of this tournament, and no matter the outcome, I will not lose to fro (Belanger) or badada (Clegg). 

    

As players were dropping like flies, Whitmore remained strong, and knew that he had to play only for himself to be successful.  As it came down to the final two, Whitmore and Carpenter, the battle was not easily going to be sealed as it kept going back and fourth, point for point. Six volleys later Carpenter decided that enough was enough its time to say good bye, and put Whitmore away, but not before extra points were required for the winning by two rule. Carpenter barely edged over Whitmore with a final score of 15-17, not a record high score, but still up there as far as scores go. 

   

When asked about how he felt after the tournament Carpenter replied; " I'm an Old Dog, its hard to keep up with some of the young bucks.  Especially since it takes me longer to recover some of the ganks that come along with the sport. However, I got to stand up and put these up and comers into their place, and show them how the game should really be played." 

   

Whitmore who despises sixers was happy to talk to us about his performance and said that, "Andrew Carpenter is a great man, this is the best f$%&ing game ever, and I'll be out here working harder everyday that I play."  He said all of this wearing his Gank Gear TM  shirt and shorts, and wants to mention that the protective goggles will be out next month, they are still testing the durability under intense speeds. "I don't really care about the injuries, to me the sport is about getting ganked."       


 

Brandon Goes McNutts in Brunswick

Becomes Third Bald Man to Win Intergalactic Championship

 

By Richard Blast, Zhubal Web Press Senior Reporter

 

Brandon McNutt outlasted a field of formidable Zhubál players at Rice Arena in Brunswick, GA, on Audust 3rd to become the 2003 Intergalactic Champion of the World.  McNutt supplants Jillian Ruff as the victor of the sport’s oldest and grandest tournament.  McNutt finished with a score of 13 and wrestled his first championship away from Josh Chapman, the Knocker, Tara Carpenter, Scratcher, and rookie Nicole Prideaux, who concluded as the ringer.

 The level of talent manning the grid in Bruswick was awe-inspiring, however powerhouse gridster and top-ranked Season A player James Powers, as well as defending champ Ruff were conspicuously absent.  Top-ranked Season B player Andrew Carpenter and former Intergalactic Champion Jack Tully both skidded to disappointing finishes, along with skilled strategist Jason Bentley and Inaugural Tournament veteran Keith Bush.

Visibly emotional after his triumph over a who’s-who list of Zhubál gladiators, McNutt summed up his title run, “Wow, I get to keep the ball?  How am I going to get it home?”

Several Zhubál rookies made a splash in their debut on the sport’s biggest stage.  Especially impressive was Sean Simmer, who showcased notable raw skills with a hefty 33 serves and 7 aces.  A bit more strategy on Simmer’s part may have netted him a better final placement.  “Simmer is going to be a monster player,” noted Tully, “I can see him going far in this sport.”  Rich Wohl, a relative unknown before 2003, nabbed a rockbanger and finished with the second best over/under of 5.38.

Rice Arena, one of the smallest officially licensed Zhubál venues in the nation, caused some mixed feelings in both players and fans.  Several players expressed their disappointment over the close quarters and presence of two “gank squares,” with Carpenter maintaining, “Rice Arena was like a sardine can.  They barely had room for all the blockers to be set up.  I was concerned that the Decker was going to be injured on almost every play.  Such a small arena and so many Sixers really made for a strangely heated match.  I think the ZCCC should consider stricter guidelines on inches needed outside the Grid.”

When bent over and ready to receive something hard and fast, Carpenter craves more size behind him.  “There wasn't much more than 12 or 13 inches to play with.  I am used to much more.”  Asked if the results of the match would have been different if played in a larger venue like Biddeford High School Special Olympic Arena, Carpenter implies the affirmative.   “People may say that it didn't affect them and that size doesn't really matter, but I bet they are lying.  It was one of the toughest arenas I have had to play in.”

Most importantly, the Intergalactic Championship marked the first anniversary of the birth of Zhubál.  Gridsters young and old see the Intergalactic Championship as a link between the tradition of the past and the promise of the future.  Indeed, McNutt winning on the anniversary of the Inaugural Game is a victory that carries more meaning and significance than an ordinary title. 

 


 

Old Dog’s Day in the Sun

Tully Edges Bentley for Sunshine Open Title

 

By Richard Blast, Zhubal Web Press Senior Reporter


 
Tully Goes Ape over Championship Title

 

Jack Tully grabbed another championship by out-maneuvering Jason Bentley at the Sunshine Open on August 4th ,2003.  Tully used strategy and veteran guile to sneak past a talented field of gridsters at ultra-modern Kominski Park in Oviedo, Florida.  Bentley stuck around for sudden death overtime, finally succumbing by two points 14-16.  Dan Lombardi flashed some grid proficiency with a final placement of scratcher, and Intergalactic Champion Brandon McNutt rounded out the top four as ringer.

The final four seemed to dominate the rest of the field, each with a rockbanger and an over/under of more than 5.  Sean Simmer nabbed a few more aces and showed that his imposing serve, with a little refinement, could possibly rival that of James Powers.

 “This was a tough win.  Bentley knows the game, and knows how to manipulate the situation to gain an advantage.  I was fortunate to come out on top,”  Tully opines.  The Sunshine Open title marks Tully’s first in Zhubál Season B, and went a long way in setting the tone for upcoming Zhubál matches.  Tully however, is contemplating making this match his last, at least for a while.  “The sport needs line judges, and those line judging guidelines need to be defined and taught.  I may have lost a step since my younger days as a gridster,  but I think this could be the next chapter of my Zhubál career.”

    

 

 

Lightning Strikes…Twice!

Founder Andrew Carpenter finally captures Title
By Rodney Brown – Zhubál Web Press

Wednesday, May 21, 2003 is etched in Zhubál History as the date that Co-Founder Andrew Carpenter captures his very first Zhubál Title.  In an impressive outing, Carpenter trounced participants in two (2) Tournaments. 

In the first tournament Carpenter secured an early lead by serving up an impressive 7 Aces in a match consisting of 5 participants.  Carpenter held onto his early lead and gained his second Rockbanger of Season A with 31 Serves.   “I wasn’t about to let what happened last week effect my playing today.  I knew I was just going to have to go out there and play hard.” 

Finishing with a final score of 12 Carpenter walked away with the Championship.  Eric Desroberts, who has been in the hunt for a title as of late, finished as the Knocker with a Rockbanger to boot.  He seemed to be rattled a bit by his 1 Interference call however.  Also receiving high marks was Curtis Kendall.  Kendall finished in the Scratcher position and had this to say about his performance; “I run like a chicken!”  These cryptic remarks were more than enough for this reporter to see that Kendall is going to be a force to be recon with in later events.

New comer Josh Gardner was the First Loser in the Tournament, which was to be expected as he decided to learn the game by way of negative reinforcement.  Sam Belanger, who was thought to be one of the worst players ever to grace the game, finished as the Ringer with 5 serves.

The second Tournament turned up the heat.  Adding four participants to the field, including the then current champion Mike “Stu” Whitmore, Carpenter was seemed nervous before Bounce In.  “I was a bit rattled at first.  I thought that another Founder (Scott Labbe) was going to compete, but then I saw that Tara (Carpenter) had entered the match.

Long time rivals off the Grid,  Carpenter vs Carpenter was to be a battle nobody expected.  “I like the element of surprise.  Hey!  I’m a Sixer!  Deal with it!” Tara commented before the first serve.

The story should have been all about Whitemore vs Founder Andrew Carpenter, but as USA Polls predicted, Whitmore was a sloppy player that may have gotten lucky at his last tournament.  Whitmore finished as the 2nd Loser, quickly ejected after only 18 serves and a Double Fault.  “I don’t know what happened?  I…uh…”, Whitmore was at a loss for words.

Even lower in power stats was Eric Desroberts, who had only 6 serves and left as the 4th Loser.  “I sucked today!  Dammit!”  Clearly, he was out of sorts.  “I only hope my over/under is screwed after this.”  It is unlikely that Desroberts will be in the TOP 10 after this outing.

The comeback stat gatherer was John Manly.  Manly had an over/under of 0.56 coming into this match.  He more than made up for his rookie outing last time by having 15 Serves and ending as the Ringer, playing injured (Hamstring).  No word yet on his over/under as there has been a technical problem with the Statistical Data this week.

Andrew Carpenter faced off against Tara Carpenter for the Championship.  The match almost went into Overpoints as Andrew was unable to win by 2 once Tara had reached 15.  Andrew Carpenter did finish the tournament on the very next play, ejecting Tara from the game with her 10 serves and the dignity that goes with the Knocker Position.

Other participants of note were Josh Stover squeaking out a Rockbanger,  Curtis Kendall with 16 Serves and the Scratcher, and Matt Clegg in his first appearance with 4 Serves, 1 DF, and 1 Interference Call.

 


Founders Flounder as Rookies Wreck Records!

Mike “Stu” Whitmore walks away with First Title as Rookies Battle.
By Rodney Brown – Zhubál Web Press

 On Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at Biddeford Arena a field or Rookies dominated two (2) grizzled Zhubál Veteran’s to yield a brand new Turbo Zhubál Champion. 

This season’s largest tournament so far was an exciting one.  All eyes where on Founders Andrew Carpenter and Scott Labbe as they were favored to be the Knocker and Champion going into this Tournament.  Little did they realize just how talented this group of young rookies would be.  

Carpenter faltered early by miscalculating “outside object” plays in his first appearance in the Grid, leaving far sooner than anyone could predict.   “I am not going to be a Sixer about it.  I just played poorly right from jump.”  Even with his poor start, Carpenter managed to dig his first Rockbanger of the season. 

Back from rehabilitation, Labbe was hampered by a moving “outside object” that made it difficult for him to maneuver.  When asked if his former Clinical Obesity was part of his problem, Labbe flew into a fury and said, “I don’t want to talk about my condition anymore.  I just want to get into the Grid and play.”, Labbe commented before the game!”  Labbe finished the tournament with the Ringer position.  Some speculated that he may not have had the physical endurance to play the entire tournament, but he proved that to be false. 

All excuses aside, Carpenter and Labbe couldn’t stop the pounding they received by rookies Eric Desroberts and Curtis Kendall, who finished as the Knocker and Scratcher respectively.  With spectacular dives and running like a girl, these two burned up the Grid with a fury.  “It’s always hard playing against Rookies”, Carpenter said, “You can never tell what level a player they are going to be and they are always gunning for the Veteran players of the game instead of playing with any strategy.”  Carpenter’s obvious dodging of the ineptitude of his own play was somewhat correct.  Whitemore, who garnished his first Championship Win, was last in the starting blocks and had an unheard of, until now, two (2) Double Faults.  “Nobody saw this guy coming!”, Labbe commented.  “If they had bothered to listen to his score and attack, rather than just getting easy shots in, they might have knocked him out!”.   

Other power Rookies in the game were Nick Bilotta and Kevin Awugah, both Jumping into the Top 10 Leader Board this week.  Sam Belanger and Jon Manly were not a factor in this contest.  Manly actually accrued the worst Over/Under score in the history of the game (0.86) mostly due to Rookie scoring errors.  Belanger was just having an off night it seemed. 

Whitmore’s victory represents the first time a Rookie has become Champion this Season.  Whitmore declined interviews today as he and his agent were negotiations with popular producer of “Gank Gear” about possible sponsorship.

 


 

 

Three Top-Dog Night for Powers!

Steber Returns for East Coast Challenge
By Richard Blast – Zhubál Web Press

 

James Powers returned to his throne as the undisputed king of the grid on April 26th , 2003 with three straight victories in the East Coast Challenge at East Coast Jazz Field house in Malden, MA.  After a brief hiccup in the second Founders’ Invitational, Powers is once again the on top of the world of Zhubál as the most current champion, number one ranked player in the Zhubál Web Press Power Rankings, and most dominating gridster in the sport today.

Ryan Steber played his first tournaments since the inaugural game in August of 2002.  Steber sputtered during the first few serves, but then played as if he had never left, netting himself a rockbanger in the second tournament.  Champion Powers was duly impressed by Steber’s effort, “As far as Ryan Steber goes, I was really impressed with his performances.  Probably the most impressive thing was his consistency.  He had a ton of serves in every tourney.  If he can avoid the gankage, he is bound to win some tourneys.  I think he was a challenge to us all and I look forward to playing him in the future.”

Jack Tully, almost always the bridesmaid and never the bride, was Knocker for all three tourneys.  Tully made the first tournament most interesting with a late run and sudden death overtime, but Powers prevailed in the end with a 16-18 victory.  According to Powers, the most challenging match was indeed the first, “As with all Zhubál arenas, the challenge comes in the form of adjusting to your surroundings.  I found the low ceilings and new obstacles to be a bit of a challenge at first.  Also, Jack Tully came to play. He was not messin' around.”  Tully’s first match was also marred by an unfortunate score-announcing miscue, which cost him an interference penalty. 

Powers thoroughly dominated the second of the three matches with a double-double in serves and aces.  Powers then proceeded to outlast the ganked competitors in the third tourney to grind out his final win and secure the cash prize. 

Andrew Carpenter played solid games in each of the three tournaments, but unfortunately his championship drought continued as he left each match as Scratcher.  Jillian Ruff also accrued some first-rate stats but was tagged with an uncharacteristic interference call during the second tournament.

  


 

POWER OUTAGE!

Founders Face Off at Own Invitational

By Richard Blast – Zhubál Web Press

 James Powers was crowned the first-ever Champion of the Founders Invitational Turbo Zhubál Tournament held at East Coast Jazz Arena in Malden, MA on March 29th, 2003.  Powers thrashed the 5 player field in usual fashion, getting yet another rockbanger with 32 serves and a respectable over/under of 11.60.  Rookie Mark Wheeler made his Zhubál debut a memorable one with ringer status in his first tournament and the Memorial Rudy Award to go with it.  Jill Tully withdrew from the tournament citing personal reasons. 

The bigger news took place in the second tournament, however, with two founders facing off in sudden death play what will be called one of the greatest tournaments in the history of Zhubál.  Jack Tully eventually prevailed over Andrew Carpenter in this match for the ages.  The scene was East Coast Jazz Arena, with its quirky angles and close quarters, and the players were two founders, both with something to prove. 

History was made when James Powers started to fade fast in the later stages of the tournament.  Powers’ usual brash and aggressive style all but disappeared under the relentless harassment and collusion of the other players.   “Teaming up in a Zhubál tournament?”  asked Tully, “It happens.  But if it helps me win, I’ll consider it.  Anything that helps me win is a winner.” 

Powers eventually left the game as scratcher, with Jillian Ruff attaining the ringer position.  All that remained were the two founders, Carpenter and Tully.  Tully seemed sure to win with an 11-14 advantage, but true to form he was unable to seal the deal in a decisive manner.  Carpenter roared back to tie the score at 14 and then handed Tully his 15th point knowing that Zhubál tournaments must be won by 2.  Back and forth came the do-overs and debatable calls.  In the end, however, it was Tully who came away with the trophy and current title as Founders’ Invitational Champion with a score of 18-16. 

Questions about Powers losing his top ranking were answered in this morning’s USA Today Coaches poll and the Zhubál Associated Press Writers poll, where the Commissioner retained his number 1 power ranking in both.  Tully moves up to number 3 in both polls behind Joshua Wolloff.  


 

Tully Slips, Ruff gets Rougher, and Powers Dominates

By Rodney Brown – Zhubál Web Press

On Sunday, March 16,2003 in Wrenthem, MA,
James Powers went up against a field of former 2 Champions and 2 new participants to come up with his 11th Zhubál Championship title.  Adding 15 serves to his stats, Powers went on to win with a final score of 13.  Powers has put up impressive numbers of the last few Tournaments, but this group of competitors kept him at a minimum.  After Scoring over 20 Aces in his previous match, Powers was held to only 1 Ace today.  His scoring was also hampered by an uncharacteristic 2 interference calls.

The Tournament went right down to the wire with Jill Ruff, Current Zhubál Intergalactic Champion of the World, in a close Knocker position.  Ruff got down and dirty in the final moments of the match, but Powers control of the serve had her finally eliminated.  Ruff, the biggest Loser in the Previous Tournament, has made excellent improvements in her game at practice this week.  Controlling a great deal more of the serves at an impressive 14.

Tully was disappointed with his performance even though he had improved from his first game of the season.  "I got so Ganked!", Tully said.  "I almost called into work!", he continued.  Even though sore, Tully is not going on Injured Reserve anytime soon, he says.  Still, even with a Self-Sixer outlook on this performance, Tully managed 15 Serves, but at the cost of 2 Inference Calls and 3 Faults.  Interference is nothing new to Tully as his season average is somewhere in the 2's.

The New Participants, Matthew MacMullen and Erin MacMullen, did not come to lose either.  Scoring crucial points against the powerful champions early, these two held on to the Grid longer than most.  So impressive were their skills and adaptation to the rules, Erin MacMullen walked away with the Memorial Rudy Award.  Matthew received no award or title but did garnish several stats to be proud of for a first match.

There was a second Tournament that began, but has been suspended due to equipment failure.  Tully caused the Zhubáll to be destroyed.  This is Tully's first Ball-Buster of the Season.  Tournament rescheduling details are not yet available.

 

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